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Stop Tweeting and Go to Sleep, Mr. President

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Stop Tweeting and Go to Sleep, Mr. PresidentStop Tweeting and Go to Sleep, Mr. President (the all ages edition of the similarly named book by the same author) is a bedtime book for civilized citizens who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don't always send the 45th President of the United States sailing blissfully off to dreamland. Unaffectionate and radically desperate, end of their rope author John Spreincer McKellyanne Huckamucci's verses perfectly capture

Stop Tweeting and Go to Sleep, Mr. President (the all-ages edition of the similarly-named book by the same author) is a bedtime book for civilized citizens who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don't always send the 45th President of the United States sailing blissfully off to dreamland. Unaffectionate and radically desperate, end-of-their-rope author John Spreincer McKellyanne Huckamucci's verses perfectly capture the familiar--and unspoken--tribulations of putting your little president down for the night.

With illustrations by John Spreincer McKellyanne Huckamucci, Stop Tweeting and Go to Sleep, Mr. President is horrifying, hopeless, and tear ducts-wettingly sad--a book for Americans new, old, and expectant. You probably should not read it to your president.



Binding Type: Paperback
Publisher: Koyillb Books
Published: 05/15/2018
ISBN: 9780988527331
Pages: 32
Weight: 0.28lbs
Size: 8.50h x 11.00w x 0.08d
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