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Dark Regards TPBAT LASTTHE TRUE STORY OF THE VIRAL HOAX SO INSANE IT COULD ONLY BE TOLD AS A COMIC BOOK! From the mind of multi hyphenate writer comedian actor musician Dave Hill (Tasteful Nudes) and breakout artist Artyom Topilin (I Hate This Place) comes the SHOCKINGLY TRUE, TERRIFYINGLY HILARIOUS, AND ONLY MODESTLY EXAGGERATED tale of how one stand up comedian forged a secret online identity as Americas first true black metal icon . . . Two decades ago, Dave Hill
AT LAST—THE TRUE STORY OF THE VIRAL HOAX SO INSANE IT COULD ONLY BE TOLD AS A COMIC BOOK!From the mind of multi-hyphenate writer-comedian-actor-musician Dave Hill (Tasteful Nudes) and breakout artist Artyom Topilin (I Hate This Place) comes the SHOCKINGLY TRUE, TERRIFYINGLY HILARIOUS, AND ONLY MODESTLY EXAGGERATED tale of how one stand-up comedian forged a secret online identity as America’s first true black metal icon . . . Two decades ago, Dave Hill and his first band set out to rock their high school auditorium in a fury of heavy metal hellfire. They failed miserably. Years later, Dave has made a new life for himself as a rising star in the New York comedy scene—a career where getting laughed at on stage is the entire point and not just a tragic consequence. But when Dave’s metal ambitions are reawakened by the ber self-serious “satanic” genre of Norwegian black metal, Dave creates a ridiculously hyperbolic alter ego and a band to match that, together, reignite the spark of his forgotten rock ’n’ roll fantasy. But when Dave’s internet-fueled rumors of Witch Taint—a metal band “so extreme that you must remove all sharp objects from the immediate area” when their music is played—spreads all the way to Europe, his story will spiral dangerously out of control as Norway’s most extreme black metal butchers come to reap their revenge . . . and put everything and everyone Dave holds dear in the crosshairs (of their axes, which, truth be told, don’t actually have crosshairs, but hey, it’s a metaphor).Collects Dark Regards #1–4.Shipping Notes
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★★★★★ 4
Not Durable Enough
Color: Colorful, Color: Colorful
These worked SO WELL...
For one night. Maybe my pupper is just super destructive with his chewing, but he had a chunk of the top of the pineapple off less than 10 minutes after opening the package.
That being said, the concept is perfect. He is very active when I'm trying to settle him down for the night if he hasn't had enough activity during the day. This translated to him trying to chew everything (including my arm, and RIP my comforter...) I wanted to find something for him to chew on that would help sooth his teeth/gums, since the other toys he loves weren't interesting enough to keep him engaged. Unfortunately, despite one night of his chewing relaxation, he chewed right through them.
At least I know the concept of a frozen chew toy is the correct intervention. I'm just sad that these were destroyed so quickly!
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Reviewed in the United States on July 18, 2024
★★★★★ 3
Be careful. It can be swolled
Color: Colorful
These work for a little bit but very easy to chew up. They stay cold for a good while but to easy to chew up and be swollen
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Reviewed in the United States on April 19, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Lay flat handle is a game change
This dog steak is made of quality steel easy to install and has held up overtime. I would highly recommend.
I bought this dog steak over two years ago. Immediately and easily screwed it into the ground for a secure hold. The lay flat handle is convenient for attaching a cable or rope to tie your dog up to. The lay flat handle, makes it easy and convenient for mowing your lawn. I have never once pulled it or moved it in order to mow our grass and after two years, it has remained as secure as it was the day I screwed into the ground.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 7, 2025
★★★★★ 1
Don’t waste your money
Color: Colorful
My dog wouldn’t have any thing to do with these. The hole where you fill with water doesn’t close in anyway, so water leaks all over. Wouldn’t purchase again.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 16, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Great for teething.
Color: Colorful
Great quality chew toy! My pup loves it for teething right out of the freezer. High pitch squeaker!!
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Reviewed in the United States on September 9, 2025