Revenge of the Star Survivors
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Revenge of the Star Survivors

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Revenge of the Star SurvivorsBy: Michael Merschel Middle school meets the Dark Side in this grimly hilarious survival story of a sci fi obsessed eighth grader. Clark Sherman's situation is desperate. He's just crash landed on an inhospitable planet also known as Festus Middle School where the natives don't take kindly to newcomers . . . particularly ones who love sci fi and memorizing episodes of the hit TV show Star Survivors. Hostile natives include violent bullies, uncaring

By: Michael Merschel     
Middle school meets the Dark Side in this grimly hilarious survival story of a sci-fi-obsessed eighth grader.

Clark Sherman's situation is desperate.

He's just crash-landed on an inhospitable planet--also known as Festus Middle School--where the natives don't take kindly to newcomers . . . particularly ones who love sci-fi and memorizing episodes of the hit TV show Star Survivors.

Hostile natives include violent bullies, uncaring teachers, and the fiendishly evil Principal Denton, and Clark realizes he'll be lucky enough to survive eighth grade, let alone thrive. But then, three kindred life forms make themselves known . . . and suddenly, Clark finds he not only has the will to survive, but the strength to fight back.

Sharp, painfully funny, and deeply moving, Revenge of the Star Survivors is a story for sci-fi fans-- and for anyone who's ever felt alone in this world. Michael Merschel's witty writing, by turns hilarious and heartbreaking, brings Clark's inner strength into the light.

Winner of the Texas Institute of Letters Jean Flynn Award for Best Children's Book
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